I primarily review tools, household products, services, and skincare, but there's no specific niche as I use a shit ton of stuff.

My OCD detects patterns and slight differences that manufacturers try to slip past us like we're dumb and I call that shit out.

No good product, (or bad) can escape a review when warranted. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

If you can get past my accent, degenerate humor, and sarcasm, you may find some useful info. These are raw, unedited, sometimes funny and usually profanity-laced tirades about bad products or some awesome shit you need. Honest and genuine, which is probably why no company will ever ask me and certainly not pay me to review.